Saturday, September 6, 2008

NFL Week 1 Picks

Sports Gals' Picks-


Detroit Lions v. Atlanta Falcons - Detriot Lions because lions can eat falcons.
Seattle SeaHawks v. Buffalo Bills - Seattle will win because i am not even sure what a 'Bill' is.
NY Jets v. Miami Dolphins - Jets because Favre may be old, but he is still a stud.
NE Patriots v KC Chiefs - because we love Tom. Duh!
NO Saints v. TB Bucs - Saints will win because Reggie Bush is dating Kim Kardashian and nobody has a bigger bootie than Kim...not even J-Lo and that has to account for something.
SL Rams v. Philly Eagles - E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles. because now i have to represent the east-side. (shut-up Nick)
Houston Texans v. Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh..because if i don't i will get shot.
Jax Jaguars v. Tennessee Titans - Jags beacuse i love their uniforms
Baltimore Ravens v. Cincinnati Bengals - Baltimore because those amigos are loco...Ocho Cinco baby!
Carolina Panthers v. SD Chargers - San Diego because Playboy gal, Kendra, is their No. 1 Fan.
Arizona Cardinals v. SF 49ers - San Francisco eventhough Smith isn't the starter he will get his job back.
Dallas Cowboys v. Cleveland Browns - Dallas because i would rather be a would rather be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.  nice boots!
Chicago Bears v. indianapolis Colts - because Peyton is pretty good...it sucks but it is the truth.
Minnesota Vikings v. GB Packers - Green Bay because the game is at Lambeau
Denver Broncos v. Oakland Raiders - Denver because eventhough i hate Denver, Oakland is just terrible

Eric's Picks

Detroit Lions v. Atlanta Falcons - I mean Jon Kitna is bad enough...i can't believe this game isn't televised..not.  Lions -5
Seattle Sea Hawks v. Buffalo Bills - Matt Hasslebeck is the third best QB in the league...the Bills don't have the third best anything. Seattle by 7
NY Jets v. Miami Dolphins - BRETT is a JET JET JET!  With that said...Miami let John Beck go, replaced him with Pennington and are expecting to win..Jets -9
NE Patriots v. KC Chiefs - Well let me think..is Brodie Croyle still in the league? This is easy Pats -14
TB Bucs v. NO Saints - New Orleans hasn't played good football since Katrina...i think Gustav is just what they needed to get their game in gear. Saints -5
StL Rams v. Philly Eagles - Philly..but i hope for a barn burner because i have Torry Holt and McNabb on my fantasy team...Big Bucks Big Bucks, No Whammies, no whammies. STOP! Eagles -6
Houston Texans v. Pittsburgh Steelers - Interesting matchup ...seems like one i had earlier this year, and as with my decision earlier, this one will go the same Pittsburgh by 7.
Jax Jaguars v. Tennessee Titans - The Titans will have a fresh new running game, and VY will begin his breakout season.  Titans -3
Baltimore Ravens v. Cincinnati Bengals - a match up like this hasn't been seen since the recent version of the Longest Yard.  This game will contain an acquitted murderer, and several assault charges for Baltimore...Cincy is mainly non-violent crimes...except Chris Henry...who should be easier to tackle with his ankle monitor on.  Joe Flacco....hmmm...Cincy -7
Carolina Panthers v. SD Chargers - Carolina will be better this year with Del-homer returning, but SD should be AFC Championship bound v. my Pats...SD -11
Arizona Cardinals v. SF 49ers - huh...don't care...SF - even
Dallas Cowboys v. Cleveland Browns - Anderson won't be as good as he was last year...Cowboys romp early and often. 'Boys -12
Chicago Bears v. Indianapolis Colts - Do Kyle Orton and Rex even count as starting QBs? how do you make that decision?  Colts -8 (with or without Peyton)
Minnesota Vikings v. GB Packers - Adrian Petersen will not run over the Packers D but he will gain just enough to win in a tight one...Vikes -3
Denver Broncos v. Oakland Raiders - I can't stand either of these teams...but if Jay Cutler is back after losing something like 20lbs due to Diabetes then i will have to choose Denver...eventhough i hate them.  Broncos -7


1 comments:

Telina said...

okay...who is sports gal??? It's not Abby is it? I am confused!!!!!! :) :) miss you guys like crazy. Seriously....